| Friend: | So- |
| Me: | EAGLES |
| Friend: | What? |
| Me: | FIREWORKS |
| Friend: | What the hell are you do- |
| Me: | APPLE PIE |
| Friend: | I'm walking awa- |
| Me: | AMERICA |
| Friend: | Oh my god, shut up, we're in public! |
| Me: | I CAN'T HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FREEDOM |
| Me: | *EAGLE SCREECH* |
my panties just few off…..
my gun and scope look the same, oh my word.
(via southern-comfortzone)